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地鐵裡,是個人才輩出的地方

這才叫文案。

This is what we called "copywriting".

Sorry, I don't have the time and talent to translate the copy into English and still retain its high-fashion taste. Anyway, imagine how fashion writers would describe a beautiful, skinny half-naked model dressed similarly striding down the catwalk.

上衣沿襲了經典的性感路線,暖色系反襯冷冽的灰暗披肩,披肩上淡淡的灰塵透露出低調的奢華,純手工製作的不規則褶皺令裡面黝黑的奶頭熠熠生輝。下半身採用蘇格蘭調情式的長裙對應頭上的 [ 士林YES ] 銀色限量版耳機與阿瑪尼黑色迷情版墨鏡相互呼應,表現了著裝者愛音樂愛生活的態度。

右肩的09新款LV布袋與手中的 「如意鶉鴿棒」更是點睛之筆,這是從《菊花寶典》中吸收的靈感,體現了其狂傲不羈的野性!

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"Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3"


Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks

I am a loyal player of the "Call of Duty" series of games, but no, I am not becoming a violent person shooting real people for fun. I have been expecting the Modern Warfare 2 episode for some time, and I would go buy a copy when it's available here. However the parodied Modern Warfare 3 also looks fun and should be a good time killer (why I would have so much time to kill?).

我是「決勝時刻」系列遊戲的忠實玩家,從第一代開始,每一代遊戲大概都從頭到尾玩過50次左右;最近新出的「現代戰爭2」看起來不錯,應該會去買一套。不過網路上搞笑媒體Onion做的「現代戰爭3預告片」看起來也不錯。和平總是比較無聊的,不過這樣也好。據說這個版本拿來殺時間不錯,但我好像沒有那麼多時間可以殺。:P

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惡搞的復古作業簿

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